Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.                                                               --Dave Barry

 Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.                                                               --Benjamin Franklin

NORM-ISMS (From the TV Show, CHEERS):
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, can I pour you a beer?
Norm: Well, okay, Woody, but be sure to stop me at one. Eh, make that one-thirty.

Sam: Well, look at you. You look like the cat that swallowed the canary.
Norm: And I need a beer to wash him down.

Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.
                                   

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  24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
                                                             -- Deep Thought, Jack Handy


  I love the smell of hops in the morning. It smells like victory.
                            --Nick Floyd, Three Floyds Brewing, Hammond, Ind


  There shall be in England seven halfpenny loaves sold for a penny;
  the three-hooped pot shall have ten hoops; and I will make it felony
  to drink small beer.                  --William Shakespeare, King Henry VI


  The best beer is where priests go to drink.   
                                                           --Pope John Paul George Ringo


  Run out of gas-- ok. Run out of beer-- not ok.                  -- ibd Truism


                           



 

Dogs love beer, too.
                           -- ibd Research

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
                             --Frank Zappa
 

And do as adversaries do in law,
Strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends.
              --William Shakespeare.
            The Taming of the Shrew


Ahhhhhhhh!!! Natural light!!! Get it off me!!!
             -- Barney, The Simpsons